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• People who live in glass houses shouldn't!
• People who live in wooden houses shouldn't flame.
• People who live in glasses houses should've used plexiglass!
• People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw parties.
• People who live in glass houses should undress in the dark.
• People who live in normal houses shouldn't throw anti-matter.