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• Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• ANOINT, v.t. To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.
  As sovereigns are anointed by the priesthood, So pigs to lead the populace are greased good....
• ANOINT: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.
• RECONSIDER, v. To seek a justification for a decision already made.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Adore, v.: To venerate expectantly. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• PLEASE, v. To lay the foundation for a superstructure of imposition.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• MAJESTY, n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Maste
  Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America....
• OVEREAT, v. To dine. Hail, Gastronome, Apostle of Excess, Well skilled to overeat without distress!
  Thy great invention, the unfatal feast, Shows Man's superiority to Beast....