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• Adopted kids are such a pain -- you have to teach them how to look like you ..." -- Gilda Radne
• Adopted kids are such a pain -- you have to teach them how to look like you ... -- Gilda Radne
• There are two ways of teaching people: You can teach them how to think, or you can teach them what to think.
  Socrates taught people how to think, Jesus taught people what to think....
• Edna: How do you expect us to teach with these supplies?
  Well, this pointer's so old, it's worn down to a nub....
• I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. -- Gilda Radne
• Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
  Look at the way they admire and adore him....
• Bart: Look at me, Grandma: I'm a hippy! Peace man, groovy!
  Bomb Vietnam! Four more years! Up with people!...
• How many kids -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, if you beat them down, douse them with lighter fluid, and throw them in a fire....