Zerochs Consultant: This individual is trained to tell you what you want to hear in the manner least likely to upset you.

Zerochs Consultant: This individual is trained to tell you what you want to
hear in the manner least likely to upset you. Such persons clone themselves
or "Xerox" their person to the person to whom they are assigned, so that
whatever is reported to the person for whom they work is reported in such a
manner as to fairly often get ignored completely. Zerochs consultants write
a wide variety of government reports on fairly serious subjects.