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• Hell is kept warm with profane burne
• It is not too late to turn back from the GATES of hell.
  Use Linux - the free 32 bit operating system....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you hear your alarm, but can't seem to get fully awake until you successfully page your left arm back in from swap space.
• Exercise your First and Second Amendment Rights at the same time - Shoot the book burners.
• The fully interchangeable BBS.
• in the operating room, the power flickers] Nurse: Doctor, you weren't supposed to remove his gall bladder.
  Doctor: Put it back! Put it back! -- It was like that when I got here! "(Lurleen on Me)...
• IBM-Compatible - Not fully IBM-compatible.
• You'll love it Dad! It's fully assembled!
• IOS: Ignore Operating System