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• You tell 'em Cucumber, I've been pickled.
• You tell 'em Manicurist, I've been trimmed.
• You tell 'em Goldfish, You've been around the globe.
• Heuristic devices don't tell you when to stop. -- The Banana Principle
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• You tell 'em Electricity, You can shock 'em.
• You tell 'em Bean, He's stringing you.
• You tell 'em Horse, You carry a tail.
• You tell 'em Cemetery, You are so grave.