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• A recent moralist has affirmed that the human heart is like a jug.
  No mortal can look into its recesses, and you can only judge of its purity by what comes out of it....
• Its not what you do, its the way that you do it.
• What do you mean, 'Its ticking'.
• Its 11 PM and you aren't home. Do you know what your cats are shredding?
• And what are you going to do with the death ray once its built?
• Remorse disappears. If you lose your horse, do not run after i
  It will come back of its own accord. When you see evil people, Guard yourself against mistakes....
• Sure its a BBS, but do you care?
• Alien: I bring you love! Hibbert: [smoking a cigar] Is that the love between a man and a woman or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?
  [chuckles] Alien: Uh... I bring you love! Lenny...
• Who invented cottage cheese? And how did they know when they were done?
  It looks like it's already been eaten. Never buy anything you have to order by the size of its curd....