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• A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does, but he is surprised at the gross ignorance of the other in not knowing what he does.
  -- Haliburto...
• The bear is confused; he only wants to be your friend.
• When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation.
  -- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)...
• If God is all-knowing, does he know how it feels to be ignorant?
• What does please enter your sex mean Mr. Sysop? ... NO CARRIER
• A man was praying to God one evening, and asked God, "God, in terms of the vastness of your power and knowledge, what does a million dollars mean to you?
  God replied, "A penny." Then the man asked, "And, in terms of the vastness of your power and knowledge, what does a million years mean to you?...
• You are confused; but this is your normal state.
• The measure of man is what he does with power. -- Pittacu