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The Bear Is Confused; He Only Wants To Be Your Friend.
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The bear is confused; he only wants to be your friend.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. -- Fran Lebowitz
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. LEBOWITZ
A friend asks only for your time, not your money.
Your not knowing a man's purpose does not mean he is confused.
The music is your only friend until the end. -- Morriso
Don't malign the bug-eyed monster- Oh, he kidnaps girls, it's true, But bear in mind that all he wants to do is what YOU'RE trying to do.
A cat's best friend is his teddy bear. -- Garfield.
Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad. Homer: Thank you, dear....
You are confused; but this is your normal state.
