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• You're working under a slight handicap. You happen to be human.
• The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
  JESSEL...
• Nothing will ever happen to you.
• Soviet Method: Set working methods in complicated rules and numerous authorizations.
  Nothing will therefore happen, for which no blame can be put on you....
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
• The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
  -- Sir George Jessel...
• Marge, did you know that Kennedy and Lincoln had the same handicap?
  -- Homer reads a book about golf, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• If you don't want it to - it CAN happen.