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• In breeding cattle you need one bull for every twenty-five cows, unless the cows are known sluts.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• Once upon a time a lion killed a bull and ate the entire animal.
  Feeling so well about it, the lion roared and roared....
• Palimony -- why buy the bull when you can milk him for free?
• Remember, only YOU can start Barney fires.
• Before you start anything, make sure you can finish it.
• Troy: Nothing beats a stroll in cattle country. Hi, I'm Troy McClure.
  You may remember me from such educational films as "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun" and "Firecracke...
• The cow is now a widow, because you shot the bull.
• You ought to take the bull between the legs.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wake up and desperately try to start a compiler so you can use the 15 minute waiting period to sleep some more.