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• Kirk: "Don't mince words, Bones, what do you really think?
  McCoy: "Jim, I'm your doctor, and I'm your friend....
• Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
  Homer: Son, I'm proud of you. I was <twice> your age before I figured that out....
• The only advantage of old age is that you can sing while you brush your teeth.
• Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.
• Bah! You can't make a sow's ear out of a cheap thug!
  -- Ham re-iterates one of Circe's old complaints in "The Badge...
• If you can persuade your customer to tattoo your name on their chest, they probably will not switch brands.
  -- an Indiana University professor, re: Harley-Davidson owne...
• I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
  -- Calvin and Hobbe...