You're not gonna believe this. I saw a murder. I got there five minutes after it happened.

You're not gonna believe this. I saw a murder. I got there five minutes
after it happened. Apparently, from what I saw, the body fell onto a chalk
line exactly the same shape.
-- Howie Mandel

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