Dean Martin's Definition Of Drunkenness You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie On The Floor Without Holding On.

Dean Martin's Definition Of Drunkenness You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie On The Floor Without Holding On.

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Dean Martin's Definition of Drunkenness
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without
holding on.

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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -- Dean Marti
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even put. -- Dean Marti
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If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
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