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• What do you mean, QWK? It took me over an hour to read!
• We now return you to the President's address, already in progress.
  -- Newscaster interrupts to report Bigfoot sighting, "Call of the Simpso...
• There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
• Just because they found Martin Bormann's skull doesn't mean he's dead, my best beloved
  for everyone knows that competent observers from every neutral country have reported sighting an old man in Argentina whose head is wrapped in bandages, and only the hunted eyes show, winking and blinking beneath the thousands of cranial splints....
• You may be redneck... if the UFO Hotline limits you to one call per day.
• Say what you mean and say it mean...
• People are now taking shotguns to UFO sightings. Kinda brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'You ain't from 'round here, are ya?
  '" -- Bill Hick...
• Say what you mean, and mean what you say.
• Skinner: Now, this morning we're going to be mapping a small square of sky that's thought to be empty.
  It's my hope that it's not. Bart: So what am I supposed to do exactly?...