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• Please stand for the National Anthem: Australian's all, let us rejoice, For we are young and free.
  We've golden soil and wealth for toil Our home is girt by sea....
• Please stand for the National Anthem: Oh, say can you see by dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
  Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?...
• Please stand for the National Anthem. God save our Gracious Queen!
  Long live our Noble Queen! God save the Queen! Send her victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign o'er us!...
• You may be redneck... if you drove to elementary school.
• You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.
• You may be redneck... if you have a suit with sequins on it.
• You may be redneck... if you think Deliverance was a comedy.
• I will not belch the National Anthem.