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You May Be Redneck... If You've Ever Left Santa Claus An RC & A Moon Pie.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you've ever left Santa Claus an RC & a moon pie.
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You may be redneck... if you've ever hotwired a bulldozer.
You may be redneck... if your boat has not left the driveway in 5 years.
You may be redneck... if you have ever financed a tattoo.
You may be redneck... if you've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
You may be redneck... if you've ever used a weed eater indoors.
You may be redneck... if your mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
You may be redneck... if your wife ever burned out an electric razor.
You may be redneck... if you've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
You may be redneck... if you've ever BBQ'd Spam on the grill.