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You May Be Redneck... If You Own A Pair Of "dress" Boots.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you own a pair of "dress" boots.
Related:
You may be redneck... if your wading boots double as dress pants.
You may be redneck... if you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
You may be redneck... if you dress up the kids to go to K-Mart.
You may be redneck... if you wore a sequined tuxedo to your own wedding.
You may be redneck... if you own a collection of "monster truck" tapes.
You may be redneck... if you own a collection of pro-bowling tapes.
You may be redneck... if you own a collection of pro-wrestling tapes.
You may be redneck... if you own a fur coat that's homemade.
You may be redneck... if you own more television sets than books.
