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• Alcohol imcreases your ability to drive." [looks up the answer] "False"!
  ? Oh, man! -- Otto studies for his driving test, "Otto Show...
• He who respects his parents never dies. Greek Proverb
• A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday evening and walks up to a display case full of pearl necklaces.
  He turns to a gorgeous woman, who is obviously windowshopping, looks her straight in the eye and says, "I can tell by your eyes that you really want that necklace....
• Every guilty person is his own hangman. -- Seneca
• The young constable has just thrown up into his helmet.
• The greatness of a man can nearly always be measured by his willingness to be kind. YOUNG
• You may carve it on his tombstone, you may cut it on his card That a young man married is a young man marred.
  -- Rudyard Kipling, "The Story of the Gadsby...
• A conservative young man has wound up his life before it was unrolled.
  We expect old men to be conservative but when a nation's young men are so, its funeral bell has already rung....