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• You may be redneck... if blowing a tire results in a new flower pot.
• You may be redneck... if people ask permission to hunt in the front yard.
• You may be redneck... if your wedding looks more like a family reunion.
• You may be redneck... if you had to take the wheels off your new home.
• At Christmas I no more desire a rose Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth
  But like of each thing that in season grows. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Love's Labour 's Lost -- Act i, Sc....
• You may be redneck... if you drove to elementary school.
• You may be redneck... if you have a suit with sequins on it.
• You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.