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You May Be Redneck... If You Cut Your Toenails In Front Of Company.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you cut your toenails in front of company.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you have a ham hanging from your front porch.
You may be redneck... if you keep a pellet gun by the front door.
You may be redneck... if people ask permission to hunt in the front yard.
You may be redneck... if the front yard's pink flamingos ain't a joke.
You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.
You may be redneck... if kudzu is in your family crest.
You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is Bondo.
You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is primer.
