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• I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints.
  They're upstairs in my socks. -- Groucho Marx...
• BG: So, you all set for your recital? Lisa: I sure am!
  Look: [shows her gums] I stopped brushing my teeth so I can play just like you....
• If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
• Moe: What did you give your wife for Valentine's Day? Joe: The usual gift -- she ate my heart out.
• Are you out of my mind?
• Danger, you haven't seen the last of me! No, but the first of you turns my stomach!
  -- The Firesign Theatre's Nick Dange...
• me and David were slow dancing. The odors of his brut cologne was blowing my mind away and the feeling of his fingers on my back.
  You know that great car-stomach feeling when you fly over a hump?...
• Homer: Look Barney, see the row of tiny lights up there?
  The middle one is my house. Someone must've left the porch light on....