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• Life is tough, and you know that when you've got more bills in your mailbox than in your wallet.
• For your birthday, somebody gives you a calfskin wallet..
• Class, in order to explain why your hormones will soon make you an easy target for [turning bitter] every smooth-talking Lothario with his own car and tight jeans.
  .. [calms down] I will now show a short sex-education film....
• You may be redneck... if your jeans have Skoal can prints on the pockets.
• Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.
• You may be redneck... if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain.
• What are your general areas of interests?" "Aerodynamics.
  Designer jeans. Roofing supplies. That sort of thing....
• Reach into the thoughts of friends, And find they do not know your name.
  Squeeze the teddy bear too tight, And watch the feathers burst the seams....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you get snail mail, and you think to your self "You have new mail on node "your_address" from user "name_on_the_frank".