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  `There's a naked person outside!' -- Mike Nichol...
• Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide.
• Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope? A: To get to the other slide.
• encrypt - where Egyptian kings are buried.
• Friends should be preferred to kings. -- Voltaire
• Geez, It's Hot!: Mike Hammeldyed
• Some points to remember [about animals]: (1) Don't go to sleep under big animals, e.
  g., elephants, rhinoceri, hippopotamuses; (2) Don't put animals with sharp teeth or poisonous fangs down the front of your clothe...