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• You have acquired a scroll entitled 'irk gleknow mizk'(n).
  More-- This is an IBM Manual scroll.--More-- You are permanently confused. -- Dave Deco...
• It's not in the manual !!!!!
• BUGS Rejects any file with the string "IBM" in it. This is considered to be a feature by some.
  -- dvips Manual Page...
• As you read the scroll, it vanishes...
• IBM Manual: The following is a heretofore undocumented feature.
  English Translation: It's a bug, it's our fault, and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it....
• As you pronounce the formula on it, the scroll disappears.
• Manual labour: reading the manual.