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• Get forgiveness now -- tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty.
• You can have more then one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
• I don't mean to make you feel guilty, but I would if I could.
• The reason I feel guilty is, I'm so bad at it. -- David Steinberg
• Lurleen: Homer, no man has ever been this nice to me without.
  .. you know... wantin' sum'in' in return. Home...
• I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that says guilty or not guilty for you, as a sort of courtesy.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...