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• Could you please be a bit less specific?
• A bird in the hand doesn't count in poker.
• Always do one thing less than you think you can do. -- Bernard Baruch
• Don't count your bridges before you burn them.
• Typical humans, you can always count on them to mess things up.
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  The contemporaries of Homer were striking examples of degeneracy...
• A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected.