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• The most successful direction in which you can throw dice is away.
• If you can set the rules, you can win the game. -- John McCormack
• Life is a game, to win you must play and to play you must win.
• You can't win. You can't break even. You can't get out of the game. Can I abdicate?
• Baseball is a simple game. You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball.
  Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. -- Nuke LaLouche...
• Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game
  you can win or you can lose or it can rain. -- Casey Stengel...
• VMS is a text-only adventure game. If you win you can use Unix.
  -- Bill Davidsen (davidsen@crdos1.crd.GE.COM)...
• Capitalism says you can win, Socialism says you can break even, and Religion says you can join another game.
• I guess I've been so wrapped up in playing the game that I never took time enough to figure out where the goal line was -- what it meant to win -- or even how you won.
  -- Cash McCall...