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• The higher you climb, the more you show your ass. -- Alexander Pope, "The Dunciad
• A large stalactite extends from the roof and almost reaches the floor below.
  You could climb down it, and jump from it to the floor, but having done so you would be unable to reach it to climb back up....
• You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.
• You can't climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.
• You may be redneck... if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.