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• Good manners sometimes means simply putting up with other people's bad manners.
  -- H. Jackson Browne, P. S. I Love You...
• Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.
  -- H. Jackson Browne, P. S. I Love You...
• One man with courage makes a majority. -- Andrew Jackso
• One man with courage makes a majority. ANDREW JACKSON
• People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness.
  Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost....
• Bart jots down a message] Uh huh. New Bedlam Asylum.
  Loves us. Needs us. Fears he may never see us again....
• I should have remembered that was Andrew Jackson who said that, since he got his nickname "Stonewall" by vetoing bills passed by Congress.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, confusing Andrew Jackson with Confederate General Thomas J....
• The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. -- Dolly Parto