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• Change your thoughts and you change your world.
• Have the courage to take your own thoughts seriously, for they will shape you. -- Albert Einstei
• Pro-Choice: If your mom aborted you, where would you be today?
• If you're in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy's glove touch your lips, because you don't know where that glove has been.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• If your stomach disputes you, pacify it with cool thoughts. -- Satchel Paige
• Windows: Where do you want to go today? MacOS: Where do you want to be tomorrow?
  Linux: Are you coming or what? -- Linux Journal...
• When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, "No speaka English.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...