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• You are in open forest near both a valley and a road.
• You are on a path through an open forest. There is a shack in in the distance.
• Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
  -- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
• LACTOMANGULATION: Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
  -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
• Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground.
  You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground....
• People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly.
  But they forget the negative side, which is the preening. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Trees don't fall in the forest when no one's around to hear them.
  Sometimes they just happen to be on the ground when you see them again....