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• You are in a small room that overlooks the Second Sacred Pool.
  A A piece of a small broken signs says: "Pleasure - this way"....
• You are in a room with many elves sitting on benches.
  At the south end end of the room a very old elf is speaking....
• This table has four legs. A table with a broken leg remains a table.
  But a table from which the four legs have been removed becomes only a flat piece of wood....
• You have entered a very richly decorated chamber, obviously the king's.
  king's. Great chests and closets contain but a fraction of his robes....
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• The mistletoe hung in the castle hall, The holly-branch shone on the old oak wall.
  -- Thomas Haynes Bayly (1797-1839) -- The Mistletoe Bough...
• There is a loud explosion, and a twenty-foot hole appears in the far wall, wall, burying the dwarves in the rubble.
  You march through the hole and and find yourself in the Main Office, where a cheering band of friendly friendly elves carry the conquering adventurer off into the sunset....
• If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot to send it.
  But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail....
• If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot to send it.
  But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail....