Yo Momma So Skinny She Turned Sideways And Dissapeared.
Yo momma so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo momma so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo momma so short she models for trophys.
Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo momma so greasy she sweats Crisco!