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• Treat a whore like a lady and a lady like a whore.
• A newspaper is to a book as a whore is to a lady.
• When the world has once begun to use us ill, it afterwards continues the same treatment with less scruple or ceremony, as men do to a whore.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)...
• Science is the whore of industry and the handmaiden of war. -- Edward Abbey
• What most men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
• We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing.
  But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town....
• The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bed.
  -- Geoffrey Gore...
• Whore House: You F**k 'em, we'll suck 'em!
• For some reason the little Flyers make us laugh.