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• Homer: {I can't believe my little boy is already going on his first date.
  [sings] Sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset.....
• We didn't order those new ladders either. I issued them to the men yesterday and they were absolutely thrilled, isn't that right, men?
  Yes, sir. First solid fuel we've had since we burnt the cat!...
• Best you take my advice...before the cat eats it.
• Pyrrhus, when his friends congratulated to him his victory over the Romans under Fabricius, but with great slaughter of his own side, said to them, "Ye
  but if we have such another victory, we are undone....
• Couldn't we jury-rig the cat to act as an audio switch, and have it yell at people to save their core images before logging them out?
  I'm sure the cattle prod would be effective in this regard....
• Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August, fool.
  Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!! -- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg'...
• We have standards and expect you not to exceed them.
• We have ears, earther...FOUR OF THEM!