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• Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
• Let him that would move the world, first move himself. -- Socrates (B.C. 469-399)
• Apu: I would like to see this money spent on more police officers.
  I have been shot eight this year. As a result, I almost missed work....
• I found it particularly ironic, my lord, because I've got a thingy that's shaped like a turnip!
  ...I'm a great use at parties. Are you. Yes...I hide in the vegetable rack and frighten the children....
• Missed it by | | <- That much!
• Missed it by that much. -- Maxwell Sma
• Data: "Ambassador Spock, may I ask a personal question?
  Spock: "Please." Data: "As you examine your life, do you find that you have missed your humanity?...
• Homer: This is my room, and this is my dresser. It's where I keep my shirts when I'm not wearing them.
  Grandma: Oh, yes, right in the drawers. [they both laugh] Home...
• Message to Beer...you've missed a brain cell...repeat..you've missed a