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• If I download another byte, there will be an immediate Upload!
• One man's upload is another man's download.
• The Bible says that woman was the last thing God made.
  Evidently He made her on Saturday night. She reveals his fatigue. -- Duma...
• At last I've found the girl of my dreams. Last night she said to me, "Once more, Strange, and this time *I'll* be Donnie and *you* be Marie.
  -- Strange de Jim...
• I love those slow-talking Southern girls. I was out with a Southern girl last night, took her so long to tell me she wasn't that kind of girl, she was.
  -- Woody Woodbury...
• Beans for dinner last night huh?
• I mustanottagottalotta sleep last night.
• Owner: If you are waiting for the Hi & Lois signing, it has been moved to the Springfield Coliseum.
  Bart: Please, you have something of mine on a little piece of paper....
• PRO: You will never have another hangover, nor forget what you did last night.
  CON: You won't be able to get intoxicated again. -- Pros and Cons of Death...