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  Todd Blankenship." Oh, also I wish my last name was Blankenship....
• Cherry ripe, ripe, ripe, I cry, Full and fair ones,--come and buy!
  If so be you ask me where They do grow, I answer, there, Where my Julia's lips do smile,-- There 's the land, or cherry-isle....
• ARTHUR: Did you say shrubberies? ROGER: Yes. Shrubberies are my trade.
  I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber....
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• Actor: Gene Wilder - Real name: Gerald Silberma
• Actor: John Wayne - Real name: Marion Morriso
• Actor: Kirk Douglas - Real name: Issur Danielovitch
• Actor: Roy Rogers - Real name: Leonard Slye