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• Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
• I bought an exercise bicycle two years ago. It has an eighth of a mile on it.
  See, what happened is, I discovered that the handlebars fit my sport jacket perfectly....
• I give up, what is the meaning of life?
• Got a dictionary? I want to know the meaning of life.
• I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I was 18 about six years ago - I'm 28 now.
• Last time I felt this good was 9AM - about 12 years ago.