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• Can you help me? Are you for my brain...oh, yeah!
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
• What does self-denial mean to you, Roderick? Gee father, I don't know, is it like the cretin that says all cretins are liars?
  -- "Roderick", John Sladek...
• If you can persuade your customer to tattoo your name on their chest, they probably will not switch brands.
  -- an Indiana University professor, re: Harley-Davidson owne...
• See if you can shout at just the right frequency.
• Why be Politically Correct when you CAN be RIGHT?
• You can have it right, or you can have it now. But you can't have it right now. -- Woodard's Law
• If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right. -- Mary Kay Ash