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• No directory.
• I have just issued a "rm -rf *" on your behalf to a critical directory on a remote system of my own choosing.
• I was poking around on my filesystem the other day, and discovered a directory named /vaporware.
  It was emtpy....
• My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R. My baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R.
  .. -- Homer Simpson in the bath, "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Hi! My name is Dick and I am a vaginaholic.
• I have given my pain a name..!!
• Yeah, I was ugly, my mother breastfed me through a straw.
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...