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• A rose by any other name would still attract aphids.
• CAT (n.): 1. Furry keyboard cover. 2. Alarm clock. 3. Fur ball puker.
• CAT (n.): A walking ego with fur.
• Animals are little people with fur coats.
• You tell 'em Cat, That's what you're fur.
• Rush Limbaugh: A personality cult by any other name.
• A squeegee by any other name wouldn't sound as funny.
• A chrysanthemum by any other name would be easier to spell.
• I gave my cat a bath the other day ... they love it.
  He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that ....