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• What's this? Your way of saying you're sorry?" "No.
  .. it's my way of trying not to." -- Good writing from CROSSFIRE...
• Have you noticed the way people's intelligence capabilities decline sharply the minute they start waving guns around?
  -- Dr. Who...
• G. B. Shaw to William Douglas Home: "Go on writing plays, my boy.
  One of these days a London producer will go into his office and say to his secretary, `Is there a play from Shaw this morning?...
• Go on writing plays, my boy. One of these days a London producer will go into his office and say to his secretary, "Is there a play from Shaw this morning?
  and when she says "No," he will say, "Well, then we'll have to start on the rubbish....
• Should I start with the time I SWITCHED personalities with a BEATNIK hair stylist or my failure to refer five TEENAGERS to a good OCULIST?
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...