Would You Mind Terribly Much If I Asked You To Take Your Silly-assed Problem Down The Hall?
Would you mind terribly much if I asked you to take your silly-assed
problem down the hall?
If you jot down every silly thought that pops into your mind, you will soon find out everything you most seriously believe.
-- Mignon McLaughli...
The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?
-- Steven Wrigh...
Nurse: Abraham Simpson, your family is here to visit you.
Abe: Hot diggity, my family's come to visit me!...
If you would want to know what you would be like if you lost your mind, put a tape recorder nearby and have it running when you take your second or third drink.
Something better... 1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going to blow....
Apu: This is the room with electricity. But it has too much electricity.
So, I don't know, you might want to wear a hat. Ned...
How much flour can you grind in the Windmill of your mind?
A vivid and creative mind characterizes you. Too bad you can't keep your mind on the down to earth things.
Bet you wonder how I knew about your plan to make me blue with some other guy that you knew before.
Between both guys you know I love you more. It took me by surprise, I must say, when I found out yesterday....