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• Number One, buy me a Pontiac!
• Pontiac: Poor old ni**er thinks it's a Cadillac
• Quimby: {Would you, er, like to dance?} Marge: {Mayor Quimby!
  What are you doing here!} Quimby: {I'm, er, here with my nephews....
• Homer: One adult and four children. Woman: Would you like to buy some Itchy and Scratchy Money?
  Homer: What's that? Woman: Well it's money that's made just for the park....
• .. or were you driving the PONTIAC that HONKED at me in MIAMI last Tuesday? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Nixon: Well I would suggest, Mr. Vancouver, that if you knew the President that, that was just a facetious remark.
  Announcer: And now a word from our sponsor. Kennedy...
• Locutus to Pontiac: Excitement is Irrelevant.
• Roar restored in the Pontiac Silverdome!
• Homer: Hey, you guys aren't from around here, are you?
  Man 1: Ach, nein. We are from Chermany. He is from ze East....