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Number One, buy me a Pontiac!
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Would you buy a Pontiac from this, er, man?
.. or were you driving the PONTIAC that HONKED at me in MIAMI last Tuesday? -- Zippy the Pinhead
IBM: Idiots Buy Me
Locutus to Pontiac: Excitement is Irrelevant.
Roar restored in the Pontiac Silverdome!
Operator, give me the number for nine-one-one! -- Homer, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving
TRUST ME: Get me, give me, buy me, do me.
Stop smirking Number One.
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
