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Workstations Are Like Toothbrushes. Nobody Else May Use Mine, Especially Not While I'm Using It!
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Workstations are like toothbrushes. Nobody else may use mine,
especially not while I'm using it!
-- Robbert Van Renesse, during his talk at the Usenix Microkernel Workshop.
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mart terminal n. 1. A terminal that has enough computing capability to render graphics or to offload some kind of front-end processing from the computer it talks to.
The development of workstations and personal computers has made this term and the product it describes semi-obsolescent, but one may still hear variants of the phrase `act like a smart terminal' used to describe the behavior of workstations or PCs with respect to programs that execute almost entirely out of a remote server's storage, using local devices as displays....
mart terminal: n. 1. A terminal that has enough computing capability to render graphics or to offload some kind of front-end processing from the computer it talks to.
The development of workstations and personal computers has made this term and the product it describes semi-obsolescent, but one may still hear variants of the phrase `act like a smart terminal' used to describe the behavior of workstations or PCs with respect to programs that execute almost entirely out of a remote {server}'s storage, using said devices as displays....
Asked how she felt being the first woman to make a major-league team
he said, "Like a pig in mud," or words to that effect, and then turned and released a squirt of tobacco juice from the wad of rum soaked plug in her right cheek....
alk mode n. A feature supported by Unix, ITS, and some other OSes that allows two or more logged-in users to set up a real-time on-line conversation.
It combines the immediacy of talking with all the precision (and verbosity) that written language entails....
A is for awk, which runs like a snail, and B is for biff, which reads all your mail.
C is for cc, as hackers recall, while D is for dd, the command that does all....
My neighbors don't like it when I talk to my plants... I use a megaphone.
pizza box n. [Sun] The largish thin box housing the electronics in (especially Sun) desktop workstatio
o named because of its size and shape and the dimpled pattern that looks like air holes....
pizza box: [Sun] n. The largish thin box housing the electronics in (especially Sun) desktop workstatio
o named because of its size and shape and the dimpled pattern that looks like air holes....
During the White House Easter Egg Roll of 1991, Quayle signed autographs using only his finger.
He had prepared pre-signed cards which his aides handed out while he made signing gestures....