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• When you meet a master swordsman, show him your sword.
  When you meet a man who is not a poet, do not show him your poem....
• SNM: Show No Mercy
• You don't like Rush Limbaugh's show? Then get your own talk show.
• HERE HE GOES AGAIN! THE FIRE IS COMING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES OR FACE A GRULING DEATH IN THE PLANET PLUTO!
  !! FIRE!!!!...
• Your score puts you in Master Adventurer Class A.
• When Yahweh your gods has settled you in the land you're about to occupy, and driven out many infidels before you.
  ..you're to cut them down and exterminate them. You're to make no compromise with them or show them any mercy....
• Turn on, tune in, burn out in the acid rain. -- Sisters of Mercy "Black Plane
• Homer: I need $15,000 to buy a home. Grampa: Oh, well.
  All I own is this house that I built with my own two hands....
• Marge: You will not be getting a tattoo for Christmas.
  Homer: Yeah. If you want one, you'll have to pay for it out of your own allowance....