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• Fiction is like a spider's web, attached ever so lightly perhaps, but still attached to life at all four corners.
  Often the attachment is scarcely perceptible. -- Virginia Woolf (1882-1941), British novelist....
• Illusions are the most valuable and necessary of all things, and she who can create one is among the world's greatest benefactors.
  -- Virginia Woolf, "Orlando...
• To enjoy freedom we have to control ourselves. -- virginia Woolf
• Tripe on its own is revolting, but with onions it's delicious!
• MOUSE, n. An animal which strews its path with fainting women.
  As in Rome Christians were thrown to the lions, so centuries earlier in Otumwee, the most ancient and famous city of the world, female heretics were thrown to the mice....
• The way to a man's heart is through his wife's belly, and don't you forget it.
  -- Edward Albee, "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?...
• I am reading Henry James ... and feel myself as one entombed in a block of smooth amber.
  -- Virginia Woolf...
• I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street.
  -- Virginia Woolf...
• Women are great! Every man should own one!!!!!